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This is a tricky one.

While we want you to be able to contact us, presumably to send us your good wishes and admiration for our ability to ignore this site, it's possible that our e-mail address will change at some point. We will not be able to update that address, so if your e-mail doesn't go through, you're pretty much screwed.

We think this is good training for Life.

So, try writing us here.

Oh, and keep it clean.